I knew a guy

I knew a guy

who knew a guy

who stuck his finger,

in his eye

oh me, oh my

that silly guy

he stuck his finger

in his eye.

I asked him why,

oh tell me why

you stuck your finger so,

stick your finger in a pie,

or on your tie or in the sky

or on a toasted ham on rye

or on a purple butterfly.

But don't be like that

silly guy and

stick your finger

in your eye,

or you will cry and cry

and cry and cry

or you will fall down and die.

Goodbye.