One morning in my bedroom I was startled by a snake
So I picked him up took him out and threw him in the lake.
He returned a minute later meaning no he didn't drown
So I put him on my bicycle and road him out of town.
It was hardly half an hour till he turned up in my room
So I packed him in a parcel and shipped him to Khartoum.
When I found him back again on the succeeding afternoon
I went to look for a way that I could blast him to the moon.
When I couldn't find a rocket it was then I knew that dang,
A snake is yours forever once he eats your boomerang.